Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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