Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I checked into jail on foursquare
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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