physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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