You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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