Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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