I smell stomach acid.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Randomize
