brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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