Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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