It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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