i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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