I love black thongs
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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