Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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