how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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