her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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