I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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