Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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