mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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