She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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