yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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