You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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