Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.