did you get engaged???
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked