I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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