He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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