Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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