i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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