Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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