Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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