hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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