Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star