Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows