Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover