i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.