That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.