I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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