after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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