As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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