can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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