In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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