R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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