is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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