you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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