dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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