I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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