I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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