I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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