If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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