come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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