I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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