she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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