im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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