how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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