did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Of course I have a pirate flag
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I am one with the molecules
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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