i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
