gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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