If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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