Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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