This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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