Already got asked if we're dating
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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