Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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