glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Randomize